Why I Hate/Never Use MySpace...

"Did you get my last email? I never heard back and hoping you're not blowing me off. Because I really want to get to know you. I am new to myspace and have been on a quest to find my dreamgirl. I can't tell you how many profiles I looked through before I found you. I love your profile and really want to get to know you. You seem really complex, and I'll bet a lot of guys don't understand you.
You are SO my type. It's incredible. You take my breath away.
To tell you a little about myself, I am a filmmaker living in Beverly Hills. I'm 5'11/180, light brown hair and blue eyes. I am creative, passionate, intelligent and athletic. And you seem like my match. I just loaded my pic.
Are you seeing anyone now? What do you do for fun? Are you interested in acting? Are you real? I don't want to waste my time if you're not. I really want to get to know you. I have a feeling we will really connect. I have to get to know you.
Also, do you have a manager? We might be interested in repping you.
Get back,
David
P.S. You have the MOST amazing eyes ever!"



This guy is 40. He has one picture and it's him on some boat. All of his friends are wearing bikinis and have their legs open in some sleazy fashion. HE LOVES MAKING MOVIES.



Gross.